Woman's Song I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door, I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't want to, Oh the female sex has a lot more class, unless we're looking at a male strippers ass, I'm a 21st Century Gal, but I can't set my VCR. Well, I am not your hooker but you're still gonna pay, 'Cause sex is a special thing, and a darn good weapon, Because my body belongs to me, until I get dinner, and a movie, I don't sleep around until I do a credit check. And I have a mind of my own which I change every two seconds, And I'm not afraid to ask for directions 'cos I can't read a map, And I stand behind my man, so I can nag him as much as I can, And I can fight in combat, but I can't kill a spider. And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm, Cos I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face, And I get all hot and sweaty for, the opening of a new shoe store, And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin business.....