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It's an incentive to show up.
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It reduces stress.
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It leads to more honest communications.
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It reduces complaints about low pay.
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It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
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Employees tell management what they think, not what management
wants to hear.
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It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
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It encourages carpooling.
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Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,
you don't care.
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It eliminates vacations because people would rather come
to work.
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It makes fellow employees look better.
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It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
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Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are
wasted.
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Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
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Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
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Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax
at the bar.
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It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
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Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple
of drinks.
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Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their
lunch break.
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Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
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It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
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The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
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Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
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Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
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Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.