Humour - Text Based
NEVER try to outsmart a woman.
A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been
asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and
several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week." This is
a good opportunity for me to get
that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack me enough
clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving
from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things
up. Oh! and plase pack my new bluesilk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife
she does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught
He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few
Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I
asked you to do?"
The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."