Humour - Text Based

Star Wars Quotes...

Each and every one of which is a little tongue in cheek...

From the one and only, Claire P. Newton
(Unless she got married yet!)

1. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
2. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
3. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
4. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
5. "Aren't you a little short for stormtrooper?"
6. "You came in that thing? Your braver than I thought."
7. "Sorry about the mess..."
8. "Look at the size of that thing!"
9. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
10. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."