Humour - Text Based
Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced
ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be
if you've been married ten times?"
"Well," she said, and explained...
- Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me
how great it was going to be.
- Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look
into it and get back to me.
- Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
- Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had
the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
- Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a
new state-of-the-art method.
- Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought
he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
- Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product,
he was never sure how to position it.
- Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about
it.
- Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
- Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...
God! I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really
excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but,
why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna
get screwed!"
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