Humour - Text Based

Reasons its Great to be a Gal...

Think this is sexist? - Well, it is kinda, I suppose,
so here are Reasons it's great to be a guy

1. You know a little bit about everything and a whole lot about sex
2. Your figure can get you interviews if you so choose
3. Your bag of "useless stuff" generally stops his whining
4. When your work is criticized you plot how to destroy that person's career
5. You let them think they get extra credit for thoughtfulness
6. You don't have to shave above the neck
7. You can stop almost any argument with tears
8. One word -- shoes
9. You can pull off a "helpless" act almost anytime
10. If you want a new one, break the old one and ask him to fix it
11. Your moods can get you what you want when you want them
12. You own half of everything but unless you want to, don't have to pay for it
13. You don't have to lie to your friends when talking about sex
14. You don't have to see how loud you can get just to prove a point
15. You can safely hold a grudge for years
16. You're not constantly worried about your hair falling out
17. Hot bubble baths
18. You can swim in cold water, and still have sex afterward
19. You can fuss over cute lil' animals
20. You can get paid maternity leave
21. You don't have to make everything seem sexual
22. You can actually do different things with your hair
23. You can actually remember someone from high school/college
24. You can always find a shoulder to cry on
25. You're always Daddy's lil' girl no matter how old you are
26. Songs can hold meanings for you
27. You can still have stuffed animals around at any age
28. You can wear his shirts and PJs
29. You can watch any Soap Opera ya want to
30. You can get away with just about anything by saying, "It's a woman thing"