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The Perfect Day - For Her...

And for him

8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 4lb lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshlu squeezed Orange Juice and Croissants; open presents - expensive Jewellery, chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with Frangipani Bath Oil
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, maincure, shampoo, condition, and blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable restaurant.
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex, and notice she has gained 10lb.
1.00 Shopping with friends - unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three Dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade full length before full length mirror.
7.30 Candle-lit dinner for two, followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot Shower (alone)
10.50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching, and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.