|
6.00 |
Alarm.
|
|
6.15 |
Blow
Job. |
|
6.30 |
Massive
satisfying dump while reading the sports section. |
|
7.00 |
Breakfast:
Bacon and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom
wench. |
|
7.30 |
Taxi
Arrives. |
|
7.45 |
Several
Whiskeys en-route to airport. |
|
8.15 |
Flight
in personal business class. |
|
9.30 |
Taxi
to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route). |
|
9.45 |
Play
front nine (2 under). |
|
11.45 |
Lunch:
Pie Chips and gravy, 3 Lagers, and a bottle of Dom Perignon.
|
|
12.15 |
Blow
Job. |
|
12.30 |
Play
back nine (4 under). |
|
2.15 |
Taxi
back to the airport (several whiskeys). |
|
2.30 |
Fly
to Monte-Carlo. |
|
3.30 |
Late
afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew. |
|
4.30 |
Land
world record marlin (1234lb) - on light tackle. |
|
5.00 |
Fly
home - massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson. |
|
6.45 |
Shit,
Shower, and Shave. |
|
7.00 |
Watch
news - Michael Jackson assassinated, marijuana and porn
legalised. |
|
7.30 |
Dinner:
Lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon(1953), big juicy steak
- followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits. |
|
9.00 |
Napoleon
Brandy and Cohuna Cigar in front of Wall-Sized TV. |
|
9.30 |
Sex
with three women, all with lesbian tendencies. |
|
11.00 |
Massage
and Jacuzzi with tasty Pizza Snacks, and a cleansing Ale.
|
|
11.30 |
Night-cap
Blow Job. |
|
11.45 |
In
bed - alone. |
|
11.50 |
A
12 second fart which changes note 4 time, and forces the
Dog to leave the room, then fall asleep giggling. |
